The 7 Best Things About Being Single
2. You Can Look Like Garbage While Vegging Out Without Judgment
Hello, baggy, ragged, gray sweat pants with holes in the crotch. This is a makeup-free zone, and that messy bun you’re rocking is a requirement. Just lie there and bask in the freedom.
3. You Don’t Have to Hide Your Less-Than-Glamorous Beauty Routines
When you’re unattached, you can walk around your home with cream slathered all over your face without shame. You can leave it on overnight if you want and no one will be all “ew, gross, that smells weird.” Beauty isn’t always beautiful behind the scenes, and now you don’t have to pretend otherwise.
4. You Can Wear Your Comfortable Underwear
Ah, feel that? That’s the feeling of your favorite, worn-in underwear against your skin. Sure, lace and silk and satin are fun to wear and look damn good, but sometimes you just want to slip into something truly comfortable. When you’re single, you can thrive in those comfy undies all night, every night. Unless you just want to treat yourself like the vixen you are, in which case more power to ya, sister.
5. You Can Literally Do Whatever the Hell You Want
As a single, powerful woman you are under no obligation to attend any boring work events (unless they’re yours, duh), visit “in-laws” you don’t like, or fake-laugh at the dumb jokes of your S.O.’s best friend. Instead, you’re free to see the friends you want, spend hours binge-watching the Netflix shows YOU want to watch, and dance around in your underwear while singing into a wooden spoon microphone. And that is quite frankly the most amazing thing ever.
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Last modified on February 26th, 2018
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