Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Drinking Game: Drinktopia

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This Crazy Ex-Girlfriend drinking game is for those of us who: 1) are glad it’s back and don’t know how TF we survived without it; 2) still can’t believe it — or Rachel Bloom — hasn’t been nominated for all of the Emmys; and/or 3) just really need to drink to make it through Rebecca’s ridiculously cringe-worthy shenanigans.

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Regardless of why you’re here, let’s drink! Here are the rules for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend drinking game.

Take a sip every time:

You want to give Paula a high-five.
You want to yell at Rebecca because she’s hung up on Josh.
You want to yell at Rebecca because she’s being selfish and a bad friend to Paula.
You hear the words “West Covina.”
Rebecca gives you second-hand embarrassment.

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Daryl and White Josh define #RelationshipGoals.
White Josh takes his shirt off.
Valencia acts basic and you love her for it.
Someone makes a cheesy beach joke.
Rebecca and/or Paula stalk someone. Two sips if they get caught and make up a lame excuse. Three sips if that lame excuse is bought by the stalkee.
Heather keeps it real by saying exactly what you’re thinking.
You want to punch Nathaniel in the face. Two sips if you then also want to make out with him.
Rebecca makes a feminist reference/joke.