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Rachel chose the wrong guy and we have A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT IT. Plus, we’re talking about our predictions for Bachelor in Paradise, making fun of Lindsay Lohan’s new “lifestyle” website, and crying about Chris Pratt & Anna Faris’ breakup.
What’s Happening in the News?
No one wants to pay for Lindsay Lohan’s “lifestyle” advice.
Real Talk: The Bachelorette Season 13 Finale + Bachelor in Paradise Season 4 Premiere
I’m comin’ for you, Rachel. Not only did she settle for a ring (and the loser behind the ring), she totally trashed Peter and tried to sabotage his chances of becoming the next bachelor. NOT A GOOD LOOK.
New BIP rules
Also BIP looks like Girls Gone Wild (but I’m still here for it).
F*ck, Marry, Kill
Peter, Bryan, and Dean
Robby, Diggy, & Iggy
Ben Z, Alex, and Dean
What We’re Loving This Week
Elise: KitNipBox. Laz loves his August goodies. The box is campfire-themed, and there’s a frog toy he loves in particular. KitNipBox is the best cat box to me because 1) they give a portion of each month’s proceeds to shelters and animal welfare organizations, and 2) they’re super interactive on social media. If you want your own KitNipBox, follow @lazasaurusrexx — the link is in his bio!
Meleah: Lana Del Rey’s new album. It’s good, yo.
Elise: It’s a surprise.
Meleah: I’m working, freelance writing, and dogsitting this week. I’m hustlin.