The Not-So-Christmas Playlist for People Who Hate Christmas Music

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Oh, the holidays…A joyful time of delicious food, beautiful lights, gifts and cheerful, festive music. The holidays only come once a year, but to some, the musical stylings that come along with it come once too many.

If you cringe as soon as the radio begins to feature the traditional jolly carols, fear not! We have a mix of holiday songs that are either obscure enough for even you to enjoy or just too seasonal AF for you to dismiss. You can now get into the spirit of the season without wanting to steal the presents from under everyone’s Christmas tree.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.

And although you can’t find it on Spotify, Ludacris’ “Ludacrismas” deserves an honorable mention.